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Imagine I’m holding a piece of paper with printing on both sides. I tear off a corner containing only one word: “doctor,” and hand it to you. Think you can guess what’s on the rest of the document? No way.
Please stay with me. I love my children and grandchildren. I love them when they get good grades, when they work hard, and when they’re respectful. But when they don’t perform well, then I quit loving them. My love for my kids and grands is totally conditional, based on their performance. Of course NONE OF THIS IS TRUE!
We’ve all heard of shotgun weddings, but how about a “shotgun reception?” In Tampa, Florida a couple recited their vows in an intimate ceremony, joined by thirty guests. From all appearances, their marriage was off to a flourishing start. No one knows what went wrong, but during the reception, the bride heaved a plate of macaroni salad in the groom’s face. Not to be outdone,
A 56 year-old Milwaukee, Wisconsin man was arrested for shooting his lawnmower because it wouldn’t start. He said he was angry at his Lawn Boy, and told police
My oldest grandson who was eight, was staying overnight with us. As we were preparing for school, tragedy struck. We didn’t have his favorite shoes. He refused to wear the shoes we had for him, and complained the entire way to school.
For two years, our family lived in the town of Bodega, California, where Alfred Hitchcock filmed his horror classic, The Birds. In the film, thousands of birds descend on a seaport village and begin randomly attacking people. No one ever discovers the reason for the birds’ bizarre behavior. It’s creepy, even to bird lovers.
In Bolivia, an eight-year-old boy provoked a black widow spider into biting him, hoping it’s venom would turn him into the Marvel Comics superhero, Spiderman. Unlike the fictional character, rather than furnishing him with superpowers to swing through the air
On July 4, 1776, fifty-six men signed a document that changed the world, the Declaration of Independence. Afterwards, they sat in silence, absorbing the solemnity of their decision—an act of treason against the most powerful monarch on earth.
On Friday, surrounded by family, we spread Linda’s ashes in Puget Sound near the beach where she was raised. It was such an amazing and beautiful experience. I know I’ll see her again,
An advertising executive dreamed he died and stood at the pearly gates. In his dream, Peter asked, "Make a choice: heaven or to hell?" "Show me my options," the exec said. "Let's see hell." Up popped a giant screen displaying girls in bikinis and well-built guys playing volleyball on the beach.